mikamikaluv:

Sometimes I forget how gay I am
And then I see a cute girl and I’m like

oh ya

“How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?” —

Ruby Wax 

Reblogging the SHIT out of this.

(via livelifebyliving)

Do I have a cold? Or is it allergies??

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

bitchpuddinq:

how do i be a bad bitch without my mom finding out

wifiweed:

*goes to fancy restaurant orders the kids’ meal*