Sometimes I forget how gay I am
And then I see a cute girl and I’m like
Reblogging the SHIT out of this.
You ever sit in class and feel like Crowley?
Do I have a cold? Or is it allergies??
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
how do i be a bad bitch without my mom finding out
My aunt wants me to dye her hair blue!!
*goes to fancy restaurant orders the kids’ meal*